Cowboy vs. Bikers

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "I was on atrip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota when I came upon a gang ofbikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave heralone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and mostheavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over,ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #$%$) out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago..."