10 Reasons You Can Tell You Can Show Cattle

1. Your barn has air conditioning but your house doesn't
2. Your calf is more important than your boyfriend/girlfriend
3. The walmart cashier looks at you like you're crazy for buying 20 cans of pink oil
4. Your vacation is the county fair
5. You always have a sire book and catalog with you
6. Your fingernails are black for a week after a show
7. You have more supplies for your cattle hair than your own
8. Your favorite aroma is Final Bloom
9. You have insurance on yourself, your truck and trailer, and your calf
10.Your calf looks and smells better than you do!!